Try this variation, borrowed from Chronic Listaholic -- type "[Your Name] needs" and then list the top ten results. I included five extras, just because I thought they were funny.
Nicole needs:
- Nicole needs a family that can provide her with the accommodations she needs. Yes -- preferably a large house wherein I have a large bedroom with a large walk-in closet filled with a cute new wardrobe.
- Nicole needs a boob job. Again? I'm not going for the porn star look!
- Nicole needs to calm down. Absolutely. I think a massage would really help with this particular need.
- Nicole needs inspiration/encouragement. Indeed. I've been rather uninspired/unencouraged at work lately.
- Nicole needs a new page. If you mean a new home page for the new web site I have yet to publish, but for which I have owned the domain for the past two years -- then yes.
- Nicole needs to shut her mouth. That's a little rude! And besides, I'm technically not talking through my mouth at the moment.
- I think all Nicole needs are some boobs and then she'll look better. Seriously, what is it with you and boobs?!
- Nicole needs a new play. Would a musical count?
- Nicole's Needs: Exhibitionist & Voyeur This must be a more recent development resulting from my new favorite workout.
- Nicole needs a lot of help. Clearly.
- Nicole needs an intervention. Only where Girl Scout cookies (and ice cream) are concerned.
- Nicole needs to get to a photo shoot. That sounds like fun -- I could use a new headshot.
- Nicole needs friends. Don't we all need our friends?
- Nicole needs a man. Done.
- Nicole needs a babysitter. Only when I'm really drunk.
4 comments:
cute...
and your bf's empty ring box = freakin funny
i want to try that
wait...i dont have a gf
shit
i like that your blogging more frequently.
ps- have you given anymore thought to a boob job?
Very funny stuff. I think that's the real reason they invented the search engine - to amuse the masses. I think I'll try this search myself.
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