Friday, August 04, 2006

What a girl needs...

Have you ever Googled yourself? It's always interesting to see where you show up on the Internet, and even more interesting to learn about your doppelgangers.

Try this variation, borrowed from Chronic Listaholic -- type "[Your Name] needs" and then list the top ten results. I included five extras, just because I thought they were funny.

Nicole needs:
  1. Nicole needs a family that can provide her with the accommodations she needs. Yes -- preferably a large house wherein I have a large bedroom with a large walk-in closet filled with a cute new wardrobe.
  2. Nicole needs a boob job. Again? I'm not going for the porn star look!
  3. Nicole needs to calm down. Absolutely. I think a massage would really help with this particular need.
  4. Nicole needs inspiration/encouragement. Indeed. I've been rather uninspired/unencouraged at work lately.
  5. Nicole needs a new page. If you mean a new home page for the new web site I have yet to publish, but for which I have owned the domain for the past two years -- then yes.
  6. Nicole needs to shut her mouth. That's a little rude! And besides, I'm technically not talking through my mouth at the moment.
  7. I think all Nicole needs are some boobs and then she'll look better. Seriously, what is it with you and boobs?!
  8. Nicole needs a new play. Would a musical count?
  9. Nicole's Needs: Exhibitionist & Voyeur This must be a more recent development resulting from my new favorite workout.
  10. Nicole needs a lot of help. Clearly.
  11. Nicole needs an intervention. Only where Girl Scout cookies (and ice cream) are concerned.
  12. Nicole needs to get to a photo shoot. That sounds like fun -- I could use a new headshot.
  13. Nicole needs friends. Don't we all need our friends?
  14. Nicole needs a man. Done.
  15. Nicole needs a babysitter. Only when I'm really drunk.


Dustin said...


and your bf's empty ring box = freakin funny

i want to try that

Dustin said...

wait...i dont have a gf


Carl Spackler said...

i like that your blogging more frequently.

ps- have you given anymore thought to a boob job?

twobuyfour said...

Very funny stuff. I think that's the real reason they invented the search engine - to amuse the masses. I think I'll try this search myself.